Sunday September 17th 2006

	Fired Again 1:02 pm-Turk Comments (7) Bad Hotel, Chat Permalink (2 votes, avg: 5.00 out of 5) Fired again. It’s official. Damn near word for word transcription of the recorded phone conversation. Sheriff: Good afternoon this is the Sheriff. Turk: Hi Sheriff this is Turk. Sheriff: Hey yeah. Turk: Hey I checked the schedule last night. I’m not on the… I don’t have time on the schedule. Sheriff: Oh yeah, I guess I… I guess I forgot to put you on the schedule. Turk: So I’d.. Just you know… Am I working or not? Sheriff: Umm… No actually, no your not working. Turk: Yeah er. Could you care to explain? Sheriff: Yeah I will explain. Actually I was going to be in here tonight anyways. But uh, the powers to be have decided to let you go. Turk: So I’ve been fired? Sheriff: Um. Yeah. I… I’d… If you want to put it in that sense. Yes. It wasn’t my decision. But they’ve let you go. Turk: What was the reasoning for my being let go? Sheriff: Well like I say. The powers that be let you go. Turk: Was there a reason or did just decided just to just let me go? Turk: Theres got to be a reason. Sheriff: I think part of it was just to let you go. I think they they deemed that the morale of the team would be better without you. Turk: (laughing to myself) Ok. Turk: Alright I guess that works. Sheriff: Yeah. But um. But no I didn’t want to see you go. But of course my vote was out voted by everybody else. Turk: No of course. Of course. Thank you Sheriff. Sheriff: But no. Because I think. I think your one hell of an auditor and I can work with you. I don’t care what your attitude is or anything like that. I just said your a hell of an auditor and I can work around all… all your attitudes and stuff like that. Turk: (laughing again) Well I think my attitudes justified. Sheriff: Yeah. And I agree also. Turk: Ok well thanks Sheriff you have a good day. Sheriff: You do the same Turk Turk: Yeah I’ll try. Sheriff: Ok. The Sheriff ladies and gentlemen. Give him a round of applause for that performance. Bravo! Update Here is the mp3 of the above conversation: Fired Again (1.8 MiB, 47 hits) Fuck him. I think the sheriff has to be heard. Just so one can understand the magnitude of his pussy factor.
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Friday August 25th 2006

	Podcast? 9:12 pm-Turk Comments (4) Default Permalink (No Ratings Yet) Podcast this: [audio:gawain-and-me.mp3] Played [drain file 31 hits] Times In retrospect I do admit I like the idea of podcasting.
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Thursday August 10th 2006

	Equal Pay Act 9:25 am-Turk Comments (6) Bad Hotel Permalink (No Ratings Yet) Equal Pay Act: The Equal Pay Act of 2003 prohibits employers with four or more employees from paying unequal wages to men and women for doing the same or substantially similar work, requiring equal skill, effort, and responsibility, under similar working conditions for the same employer in the same county, except if the wage difference is based upon a seniority system, a merit system, a system measuring earnings by quantity or quality of production, or factors other than gender. So I make 8.75 and two new hires make over 1.25 more than me. Does anyone think that the above law applies to my situation? I think it does. Guess what? The people at the Illinois Department of Labor think so as well: [audio:equal-pay-act.mp3] Played [drain file 34 hits] Times So now all I do is download the pdf and print it out at work, fill it out at work, and finally mail it out at work on their dime. So either I get a raise or the new ladies get a pay cut? Either way it only seems fair.
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Tuesday October 12th 2004

	Superman Died! 10:54 pm-Turk Comments (0) Default Permalink (No Ratings Yet) This bit of news is kinda sad. It’s really fucked up that Superman is dead. To me Christopher Reeve is Superman. I don’t care who else they get to fill the red and blue tights. That guy was Superman. And while I may not really be a huge fan of the DC Comics universe, I do have respect for Superman. I offer the theme song from the classic movie for listening below to honor this great actor (Superman!). [audio:superman-movie.mp3] Played [drain file 37 hits] Times
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Sunday July 18th 1999

	On The Road Again 9:23 pm-Turk Comments (0) Default Permalink (No Ratings Yet) I’m out the door as soon as I finish this post, I’m off to Sycamore Illinois for about a week and then who knows? I didn’t really do much this weekend. I got to see the Izers and tried to go out drinking with my brother. But as usual the guy didn’t call me. He is embarrassed to go out drinking with me. He thinks I will make fun of him in front of his friends. And speaking of drinking I tried to get a hold of Kevin, and had no luck. You will have to listen to this answering machine message first. [audio:kevinputz.mp3] Played [drain file 38 hits] Times Then I’ll tell you why this guy is such a putz. And don’t get the wrong idea. Me and this guy have been through a lot. I mean it as a sign of affection. He tells me in this message to give him a call. This just shows what a smart ass he is. The guy (to my knowledge) doesn’t have a phone yet. He uses his cell phone and I don’t have that number. What can you do? Hopefully we can catch up sometime this weekend and drink some brewskies. So I’m off. As per the usual with me being out of town you can get a hold of me through the spider_jerus@hotmail.com address. I catch you all later. And let me know if you found the answering machine wav funny and I might put up some others.
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