Well all I could stand to watch was up till the third quarter. Last week the Sobos kicked ass in a 62-20 game against Aston Franklin Center. The Eastland Wildcats were winning 62-6 when I left. 1-5 is the Sobos record, unless of course they pull some major shit out of their ass.

All right, that’s what I’m talking about. Whew, it was a pain getting all that fucking tp off my car. Excellent job gentlemen. And yes the Sobos rule! You boys should think about hitting a certain hotel I know of. That would be cool. You think about it. You have a few more days. And me with a couple new rolls of film.

Because of the fascist proclamation of no “pertinent hotel information” I am forced to seek a collaborator. Now anyone who knows me, knows I hate collaborations. I work the best alone. But things are out of my hands. If I am going to keep this site interesting for the viewers I need new ideas. And the only way to get new ideas is to get new minds. Fresh minds means new ideas. So if you think you can handle my required dose of sarcasm and you have a general Fuck You Attitude™ send an e-mail my way. Try to write something witty. If you know anything about html it would be good but that knowledge is not required. Even better if you use FrontPage 98. So if you have new ideas and want to join my revolution send it my way!!

First it is South Beloit’s homecoming week. So you tend to see lots of tp around. Well those bastards tped my car! In all actuality I was a little disappointed. You can do better than that, can’t you?

Speaking of Sobos, I have a friend down at the school who is running his own webpage. And Brad is the one that showed me how to get my domain name. Well he has his own at www.sobos.com. Now I figured that it would be nice if my ravenous audience would all go and click the link to his page so Brad has a few more hits. Sign his guest book while you stop in and see his site. Tell him Turk sent you.

Also a person deserving of a few more visitors is Jill. Jill is from up the road at another hotel. And she has her own webpage to. And shame on the Gman for not mentioning her site address. Go to http://www.angelfire.com/wi/jille111/ . Jill runs her page kind of like mine except she is much more politer than me. She updates it with things going on in her life. So go and hit her site. I don’t know about Jill and Brad but I love it when I see my counters have gone up quite a bit.

Speaking of counters, I am rather anal when it comes to my stats for the site. Since the whole Fascist thing going down at work my stats and viewers have been up! If you have ever wondered about that World 1000 thing on the left in the contents it is the thing that keeps track of all the cool info. I started using it around August 17th. For the month of August I had 150 total hits. Now for the month of September I have had 407 up until today. My average hits per day since the 21st of this month is damn near 20. Just thought you might want to know.

Now this is awkward. Up until this point the only non-hotel people to see this website have been my dad, a cousin from up north, and a nice kid that goes to my old high school. So I feel a little embarrassed now that we have our first real civilian. The gentleman in question is a real nice guy who I feel sorry for having to find out how strange some of us are. But it was bound to happen.

I’m impressed. Never knew what it was like behind the scenes. More please! Sorry pal, but you’re already book-marked. All the best.

Paul

So I welcome another viewer. Welcome aboard Paul! I hope we don’t weird you out to bad.

Here’s an item I was very happy to find out about. I went to Rockford the other day and found out that the Doctor Who books are finally available here in the states. Up until recently we could only get the Virgin produced books. Then the good old BBC decided they wanted to do the books themselves and for some reason they never released them here. So everyone run out and buy Doctor Who books!!!!

Of course most of you probably never heard of the good old Doctor, unless you had the miss fortune of seeing the Fox movie from a few years ago. And Troy (who has no taste) just doesn’t appreciate the Doctor. And I would go into the nitty gritty of why I feel that we (Americans) should not produce Doctor Who if it wouldn’t put you all asleep.

I have one more thing to say about this night. That’s a big Hi to Sarah. who I apologize for my drunken behavior and for anything I may have said that offended her.