I want to thank everyone who responded to my e-mail so quickly. My buddy D4B4 had this to say:

what the heck was the reason the hotel let u go? I just arrived home from work about 12:55am. Sunday. get a hold of me as soon as u get this. later.

And a hell of a nice guy and guest named Paul who stays at the hotel had this to say:

What the f…’s been going on..? I took a look at the site the other day. Everything seemed to it’s normal (?) self, then this. When I left the hallowed halls, MJ had just gone for reasons I never found out, now you, has the world gone mad, or just come to its senses? I suppose I’m just fishing for the details. Not being an (ex) employee, nor even a guest anymore I can understand you not wanting to fill me in but sweet Jesus…who’s next?

That’s a very good question. I really don’t want to know. Hopefully the top three will bite the dust.

Yes I’m still here. You can’t get rid of me assholes. My old buddy Saddler finally found my site and had this to say in the GuestBook:

MAYONNAISE
WINDS HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU.. THIS SITE IS PRETTY COOL CONSIDERING THERE ARE NO NAKED PICTURES OF WOMEN OR SOME SERIOUS ASS KICKIN’ WEAPONS ON THIS SITE.. BUT SINCE I CONSIDER YOU A GOOD FRIEND I GUESS IT’S OK.. SO HOW IS EVERYTHING GOING. I MUST REPLY ON THE SAVING PRIVATE RYAN ISSUE.. THE LITTLE DICKBRAIN ,COCKSUCKING, FAGGOT-ASS, SON OF A BITCH, SHIT EATING, GIRL ASS, CRY BABY, WASTE OF SPACE, SORRY EXCUSE FOR A SOLDIER, REPORTER BOY WHO SHRIVELED UP ON THE STAIRS AND CRIED ON THE STAIRS THE FUCKING PUSSY CRIED WHILE HIS BUDDY WAS GETTING THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF HIM UPSTAIRS.. NOW HE SHOULD GOT HIS ARM BLOWN THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNY!!!! HA HA HA NW YOU GOT SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT BITCH!!!!

Don’t ask about why he calls me mayonnaise.

Well the event I have personally been waiting for has happened. As of 10:00pm I was let go from the hotel by Shawn Kennedy. His reason for letting me see the hatch was that I was not happy at the hotel. So what happens now?

First I plan on getting ass drunk. Then on Monday I plan on calling my friends at the ACLU. Then I plan on contacting the media. They might like the corporate bastards against the poor little webmaster angle. So any way. Troy’s here, we have to go.

I would like to thank in no particular order: Shawn Kennedy. Larry W. John W. Paula M. And anyone else that deserves my thanks. You all have been to kind.

I want to thank Pam for recording the X-Files for me the last three weeks. I was especially thankful for her taping Sundays episode. I had been looking forward to seeing that one since I heard about it. The story was about Mulder going to the Bermuda Triangle and getting time-warped to 1939 fighting Nazi’s on the Queen Anne.

Awesome! It was to me the best episode yet. Here are a few reasons why I say it was the best episode yet. First the episode was shot in the wide screen format. Now that was a bold move because not everyone is hip as me to the marvels of wide screen format. But that’s a topic for another rant. Second about half way through they had a real cool ballroom fight. With forties music playing in the background. I dig that swing music.

The third thing is sort of a plot give away so read no further if you don’t want to know what happened. In the 1939 portion of the show Mulder runs in to people he knows in the present, but as people in the 1930s. So if you at all believe in reincarnation or past lives you get what I’m trying to explain. Of course Scully was there in the past. And that bastard the Cigarette Smoking Man (who fit in as a Nazi). The nice touch that made me bring this up is the role Skinner played in the past. Skinner was a Nazi in the past. I was sad to see him as a Nazi. He proved himself when towards the end he Helped Mulder and Scully escape. Leaving them with the comment “god bless America.” So this Skinner must have been a double agent or something maybe working with OSS. So the point here is that Skinner really is a good guy. Your proof is his behavior through many generations. If the 1930s Skinner is a good guy, then so isn’t the 1990s Skinner.

Number four is a good/bad kind of thing. Mulder finally gets to plant one on Scully. But its on her 1930s counterpart. So did he really smooch her? Or was it a dream? That kind of pisses me off. The other part of the show that I was laughing my ass off was the very end and Mulder tells her “Scully I love you”. Her response had me in tears. All she says is “Oh brother” and walks out of the room. Poor Mulder. he’s just looking for some love. These things kinda piss me off because you know Chris Carter’s doing this shit on purpose just to fuck with us. The only reason I would be worried about Mulder getting Scully is the Moonlighting factor. In Moonlighting as soon as Bruce got Cybil got hooked up in the show the show started to die. So hopefully X-Files won’t fall into the Moonlighting factor.

I have been putting off saying hi to these lovely women way to long. Around November 5th three ladies got stranded out on I-90 and sat there for three hours. Finally a state trooper dropped them off at the hotel.

They were going to Chicago to see Jenny Jones. They had enough booze for a week (my kind of women). So being the kind and generous person I am I gave them a hell of a deal on the room. They offered to take me to breakfast and out on the town, but alas I slept all day on the day we were to go. So here is Barb in the GuestBook:

Your the sweetest person we could have met in that little hick town. Thank you again. write to us soon. We hope your doing well. luv the girls from Minnesota.

So hello to Barb, Dawn, and Heather!!!

I also owe Scott and all of his classmates a big hello. Scott was showing off my website on the 11 of November to his computer class. They signed the GuestBook and had this to say:

Turk, how the hell have you been? I am at RVC right now in cis202dg. I just had a bunch of my friends check out your page and they said it was cool. So you’ll probably continue to get more hits from them in the future. Well my teacher is coming this way gotta fly.

So hopefully all you crazy RVC kids are hitting me regularly.

I saw this and busted a gut laughing so hard. Turk told me about the new girl he has on with for audit. But this is terrible. The poor thing. Turk swears up and down he was past out in bed, so there was no way he could help her. This is what his audit co-worker had to say in the guest book:

are you ever home anymore???? I still am having problems with the audit and your help would be much appreciated!!!

The poor thing. I feel for her. Turk can come off like a insensitive bastard sometimes. By the way I put my Harpy for November.