This is the first posting of a suspected Harpy. I have no proof that she is in fact a Harpy, this is just my opinion. In fact I don’t mean it in a derogative way. She used to work at the hotel. There was a bunch of us that would hang out. We would work, then go to the bars and drink and bitch about work. Great girl. Really. I mean it. She would sometimes fit definition 3, most of the time she was wonderful. Again I really mean it.

Harpy number two is another one that I know. She also is again a definition number three harpy. I have tried to find definition one harpies. I called around to area zoo’s. None could tell me where to find mythic creatures. So entry no 2 will have to do. This one is my Grandma, she wasn’t to thrilled about being on the Internet. I told her she was S.O.L.

I was digging through the Harpy files and found this one. She was another one who worked at the hotel. She was a waitress who again fits definition number three. I invited her to my friends reception and we got kicked out of the reception next door. They had better music next door. She was lots of fun. She isn’t special because of the two photos, it just happens I had these. There from the night of the reception. A kind of before and after. I heard she’s getting married. Lucky guy.

Harpy number 4 is proof that women are thought how to be harpies. It brings up the question who taught the very first harpy to fit the exact word by word description of definition number three? I can’t figure it out. Of all the nominees so far this one still is employed at the hotel. I swear to god that she was a sweet girl a couple of years ago. But now…. a Harpy. And like number three I heard she’s getting married. Lucky guy.

Since today is mothers day I decided who better to be Harpy number 5 than my dear mom. Mom can sometimes fit definition number three. You could say this is my present to her. Happy Mothers day Mom.

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Number seven is a special case, she is a honorary Harpy. To be totally honest she does not fit any of the definitions, she is the complete opposite of the rest of the women on this page. Most of the women in this section are very high maintenance. She is the most easy-going person I have ever met in my life. She also happens to be my biggest regret.

Just a few of you may know the story behind this one. She was a long time ago. This is my way of putting it to rest. I always tell Izer that its his fault that I feel this way. Its not your fault Izer. There I admitted it. Its just one of my many nervous ticks.

I think in a way I nurtured this regret. I am ever the cynic and have seen way to many Bogart movies. Part of me wants the chance to use the line: “Of all of the gin joints in all of the towns in all of the world you had to walk into mine.”

Well until I see her at Rick’s Cafe Americana, as F Gump says that’s all I got to say about that.