Quick!!!! Look to the left. You will see that Spider’s contribution to the site has arrived. He e-mailed that he uploaded it to the server early this morning. What are you waiting for? Go and see it!

On another note if you didn’t jump and click Spider’s Web on the left right away, The hotel was tped last night on my shift. The little bastards also hit my house. Punks. You young kids have no respect for your elders. Anyway, excellent job on the act of terrorism. Keep it up gentlemen.

Well all I could stand to watch was up till the third quarter. Last week the Sobos kicked ass in a 62-20 game against Aston Franklin Center. The Eastland Wildcats were winning 62-6 when I left. 1-5 is the Sobos record, unless of course they pull some major shit out of their ass.

All right, I have some help with the site. So expect to see a lot of the new guy Spider. If you have signed the GuestBook recently you have seen some of his crazy writings there:

You Manger types are all fucking assholes. If it where me I would fucking kick your fucking shins in and fucking cut your eyes out. You are all the the scum of the universe. Just a concerned fucking web surfer. Fascist didn’t die with the nazis. You got ’em at your hotel where ever its at.

Its me again! I was just checking to see if you had heard anything from those ACLU guys? You haven’t written any more about what’s going on at your work place. I have one question. Where exactly is this fucking hotel you work at? If you give me directions I’ll come down and bash them spastic! Fucking bastards! Don’t give in to those sons a bitches. Keep fighting the good fight Turk. You have many followers here in the Big Apple.

He will be contributing to the site and have his own little rant page called Spider’s Web. Hopefully he will have the first installment done within a day or two. Like the majority of the readers he is a employee at a major chain hotel, just like us! So we will find if his hotel is run by fascist also or if they are actually nice people. We will see. So everyone welcome spider!

If you have anything you would like the bombastic Spider to cover send an e-mail his way. E-mail him at spider@hotelblues.com.

All right, that’s what I’m talking about. Whew, it was a pain getting all that fucking tp off my car. Excellent job gentlemen. And yes the Sobos rule! You boys should think about hitting a certain hotel I know of. That would be cool. You think about it. You have a few more days. And me with a couple new rolls of film.

Because of the fascist proclamation of no “pertinent hotel information” I am forced to seek a collaborator. Now anyone who knows me, knows I hate collaborations. I work the best alone. But things are out of my hands. If I am going to keep this site interesting for the viewers I need new ideas. And the only way to get new ideas is to get new minds. Fresh minds means new ideas. So if you think you can handle my required dose of sarcasm and you have a general Fuck You Attitude™ send an e-mail my way. Try to write something witty. If you know anything about html it would be good but that knowledge is not required. Even better if you use FrontPage 98. So if you have new ideas and want to join my revolution send it my way!!

First it is South Beloit’s homecoming week. So you tend to see lots of tp around. Well those bastards tped my car! In all actuality I was a little disappointed. You can do better than that, can’t you?

Speaking of Sobos, I have a friend down at the school who is running his own webpage. And Brad is the one that showed me how to get my domain name. Well he has his own at www.sobos.com. Now I figured that it would be nice if my ravenous audience would all go and click the link to his page so Brad has a few more hits. Sign his guest book while you stop in and see his site. Tell him Turk sent you.

Also a person deserving of a few more visitors is Jill. Jill is from up the road at another hotel. And she has her own webpage to. And shame on the Gman for not mentioning her site address. Go to http://www.angelfire.com/wi/jille111/ . Jill runs her page kind of like mine except she is much more politer than me. She updates it with things going on in her life. So go and hit her site. I don’t know about Jill and Brad but I love it when I see my counters have gone up quite a bit.

Speaking of counters, I am rather anal when it comes to my stats for the site. Since the whole Fascist thing going down at work my stats and viewers have been up! If you have ever wondered about that World 1000 thing on the left in the contents it is the thing that keeps track of all the cool info. I started using it around August 17th. For the month of August I had 150 total hits. Now for the month of September I have had 407 up until today. My average hits per day since the 21st of this month is damn near 20. Just thought you might want to know.

Now this is awkward. Up until this point the only non-hotel people to see this website have been my dad, a cousin from up north, and a nice kid that goes to my old high school. So I feel a little embarrassed now that we have our first real civilian. The gentleman in question is a real nice guy who I feel sorry for having to find out how strange some of us are. But it was bound to happen.

I’m impressed. Never knew what it was like behind the scenes. More please! Sorry pal, but you’re already book-marked. All the best.

Paul

So I welcome another viewer. Welcome aboard Paul! I hope we don’t weird you out to bad.