Today is Harpy Number One’s birthday! I want everyone to wish Harpy Number One a happy birthday. I guess from here out I am in charge of the Harpy section. Turk has given up on trying to find Harpy candidates. So he’s in luck, because I know a few harpies myself. Give me a day or two and the Harpy page will be updated.

I don’t think I have to tell any one it has been a fucked up week, it has. Most of this you will find to outrageous to believe. Since my freak accident on the 26th I have given my “war” with the hotel a stop. I have not checked e-mail since the accident and I have not updated this site since the 26th. You may have noticed I said “I have not updated this site since the 26th”. A person claiming to be me has posted as me since after the 26th. This is the outrageous part.

The easiest way to explain is to ask if any of you are familiar with the classic Star trek episode Mirror, Mirror? Its like this Kirk and crew get transported over to a alternate universe where everything is the opposite from the real universe. In Kirk’s universe the Federation is a good guy United Nations kind of organization who looks out for other worlds, in the cracked fucked up universe the Federation is a despotic fascist regime hell-bent on conquering.

Well its the same thing with what’s happened with me! A twisted ass kissing corporate shill has came over some how and has tried to ruin my good name. I dubbed this twisted ass kissing corporate shill the Anti-Turk. My good buddy Spider is back. His part of the site is back. So don’t fret dear readers everything is under control. My twisted ass kissing corporate shill doppelganger has been caught and will not cause any more mayhem on this site.

Just to let you people know, Spider is no longer part of this website. His attitude will not be tolerated. If you look on the contents page on the left you will see his column has been removed. I feel that if my employer is generous to pay me I should at least honor his request of not discussing pertinent hotel information. If any responsible employees wish to contribute to this website they can e-mail with their ideas. You trouble makers will be ignored.

I don’t know what’s been going on the last couple of days but since Turks computer accident he has been acting real loopy. I think he burned out his synapses. He hasn’t responded to my e-mail since the accident. Something most have happened at the hotel. Anyone who knows what’s going on please e-mail at spider_jerus@hotmail.com, this is my private e-mail address. My Hotelblues.com address hasn’t worked for a couple of days now. If anyone finds anything out e-mail me!! Till I find out, you guys keep fighting the good fight.

Since the freak accident yesterday I have been thinking about my so called battle over my right of free speech regarding my website. It has been a one sided war so far. Since my employers first warning nothing else has been said about my site. I feel that I may have blown the whole thing out of proportion. In fact I have done all of the managers a serious wrong in the way I have refereed to them on the website. I see now that it has been me that was wrong.

I see now that I should not discuss hotel business in the manner that I did. I also have made reference to the managers being Fascists because of their proclamation of no “pertinent hotel information” on this website. My boss is a very kind and patient man for putting up with my attitude for as long as he has. I apologize to him and all of the rest of the managers I have wronged. They (the managers) are only looking out for the welfare of the hotel. I will from here out try to run my website in a more responsible manner.

The strangest thing just happened this morning. I just got home from work and jumped straight on to the net to check my e-mail and the stats for my website. As soon as I pulled up my website a strange static electrical charge shot up from the base of my CPU case through my chair and computer desk then into my keyboard and mouse directly into me. I was thrown from my chair because of the shock. It was fucking weird! I am not hurt and I don’t seem to have any burns or anything. And my poor little computer seems to be fine. I am tired maybe because of work and maybe because of this accident. I guess this is enough for today.

Had one wise reader who was smart enough to inquire about where the party will be. The proper question is not where but when. This is what they had to say:

Just wanted you to know that I also grieve with you, but being the good Irish girl that I am I have one question. After the wake and grieving always comes the celebration of life, where the hell is the party ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

We have a few more sick brothers who are on their last leg. Their demise is coming I can tell. Perhaps Me and Brother Spider being the Fine upstanding Christians will help these poor souls on their way out of this life. Or at least try our best to nudge them on their way down. Two more and then the party begins. A joyous day that will be.