Okay a long time ago in a galaxy far away I did a semi review of Saving Private Ryan. Well I’m off to see The Thin Red Line. I personally don’t think it can live up to Private Ryan. So check back in a few hours for my witty review of The Thin Red Line. And don’t confuse it with that Mark Hamill/Lee Marvin WWII flick.

Once again I have heard from the grapevine that my good buddy Larry the FDM is leaving the old HI. This saddens me. I will miss him.

I didn’t bring up Larry for no reason, He perfectly sets up the transition to a special Hotel Blues Report. Once a year some guy does a little list called the Darwin Awards. What is the Darwin Awards you ask? I’ll tell you. The Darwin Awards are for those who contribute to the gene pool by dying unspectacularly stupid ways before they breed. So go and check out the 1998 Darwin Awards.

I would like to say a big hello to Ericka and Scott who are the proud owners of a beautiful Pentium 2. I of course am very jealous of the two of you, my computer is a plain jane Pentium (no MMX even). Very nice computer, its a Gateway to boot.

I heard from one of my informants that the poor FDM is working the night of X-mas party. I feel so sorry for the little bitch. Wait I’m sorry hell of a guy. Oops Spider is being bad. Some one tell my mom dad I’m being bad.

The Harpy of the year is up. Go and look.

This bit is for a certain reader who recently wrote me apologizing for a joke on their part. For one thing I have as of late taken my self to serious, so naturally I did not see the humor in others. Don’t worry about saying your sorry. I in my time have wrote some offensive shit and I don’t make it a habit of apologizing. Sure I have said I’m sorry for some of the stuff. But there is a bit of my writings that I have aimed like a gun at an unsuspecting target. And that stuff I would never say I’m sorry for. Never apologize its a sign of weakness.

I guess what I’m trying to say is, is that I miss some of you guys. I have lost touch with my shrinking readership. I don’t have contact with the general population any more so I don’t know if my stuff still makes an impact. I have been on a sabbatical of sorts.

By the way my posting of the Harpy of the year is up.

Happy holidays. Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. I wanted to say hi to Al Anon, who has a secret friend. And then I have a strange fucker who signs the GuestBook Loveless. Go the fuck away. You disgust me. You are not funny and you make me sick. Get out of here! You have been erased. You fill my GuestBook with that shit I will keep on deleting it. Get a life.

Harpy of the year goes to Number Six. As soon as I get a good picture, up she goes. She wins with 25 votes. Number 12 had one vote. And Number four gets two. Maybe next time girls.