Look I don’t want anyone to take this the wrong way. But you need to relax. Ok? A sense of humor is like what they say about opinions. And I realize everyone has a different sense of humor. As a public service for those of you who may not understand terms such as Joke, Satire, and Parody.

I didn’t want to start any flame wars over this, but to answer a post on A day in the life of a Crackwhore you have to go to her site to read what she says. Needless to say the youngster has her panties in a bundle.

Read my post again, ok? Nowhere do I say I thought it was funny. I said:

…a link of the day that’s so bizarre…

My reasons for putting Bonsaikitten.com as a link was not done for the sake of humor. It was done because of how the FBI is actually going to waste our tax money on investigating this stupid website. Clinton wrote a law that makes it a federal felony to possess “a depiction of animal cruelty.” I’m sorry I see this as a case of Political Correctness and nothing else. The PC attitude is getting out of hand. My main reason for posting Bonsaikitten.com was just to show how the government is taking away rights in the name of Political Correctness. If they start with this. What’s next? That really what I was trying to get through. Maybe I’m wrong. But I feel if we are going to have any rights of free speech then it’s all or none. I don’t like what that Eminem is saying in his “music”, but I don’t think his stuff should be banned. It’s the same reason the fucking Nazi Party runs in elections. And everyone knows what bad guy’s those Nazi’s are. It’s their right as an American Citizen.

Fuck it. This makes sense to me. I’ll try to calm down and write something more reasonable.

Now that’s a great quote. I really like that one. Check it out:

Name: Jim Lowery
Where: I’m ashamed to say
Date: 02/11/01
Time: 08:51 PM

Comments

Strange, bizarre, eclectic. Without which, the web would be lacking avant-garde cool.

Why are you ashamed to say? And do I know you? It could be a big coincidence, but are you one of the guys referred to as Jim-Jim? Just asking. Drop me a line if you are.

Here is a link of the day that’s so bizarre it’s mind boggling. Bonsaikitten.com, a site you have to see to believe. I first saw this site mentioned on Blue’s News. And they got lambasted for putting it up. I want to point out that the site is a work of satire and parody, it is not to be take seriously! Now if you have not been offended go check out this Wired News post called: FBI Goes After Bonsaikitten.com.

Now Bonsaikitten.com is apparently run by some MIT students. It’s a joke, something a lot of people just are not getting. The Humane Society has put up this page warning about the nefarious Bonsaikitten.com. They even give a warning about viewing the Bonsaikitten.com webpage:

WARNING: The site described here contains graphic material. The Humane Society of the United States advises against visiting this site.

I just can’t believe this is going on. The Wired News article even says that:

…President Clinton signed a law that makes it a federal felony to possess “a depiction of animal cruelty” with the intent to distribute across state lines — such as on the Internet.

I’m not an expert but this “law” sure does sound like a violation of the First Amendment. This what I’m talking about. If they outlaw any form of free speech, what’s next? Website’s that badmouth hotels?

Well it has quieted down. Things are getting back to normal now that I have scared Secretive away. I had a couple of friends check in on yesterday’s post. My friends can’t believe “they” would do that to Stan Lee. I of course can’t believe it either. Nor can I explain why “they” would do this. No one has explained to me the thought process behind this.

I’m going to be nice. I promise. A J. Abbott signed the GuestBook with some interesting things to say. He is manager of a Red Roof Inn. So some of what he said was coming as a manager. Here’s what he said:

Name: Abbot
Where: typed in hotel blues
Date: 02/02/01
Time: 09:42 PM

Comments:

I am a manager of a Red Roof Inn in Buffalo, New York. I just wanted to say that I get your site. Anyone who sells a T-shirt based solely on its association with a personal web-site is smoking some good stuff. If not that, what’s your driving power?

Most writers try to expose some sort of injustice, some overlooked sect of humanity, or maybe to clarify an issue. To persuade the masses… Or find an non-emotional way to bond with people? What’s your story?

I envy your ability to hold society at bay, behind the security of the keyboard. Only, I don’t think you realize that your doing it.

j. abbott

Either you are younger than me, or your way older. No I’m not smoking “some good stuff”. You are the same kind of person that goes and watches a Carrot Top movie and comes away mad that it wasn’t spiritually uplifting? It’s just a website. Jeez, what do you want? As far as holding society at bay, I guess I don’t see it that way. I’m not writing stuff for Time or Newsweek. This site started as a place for me to bitch about managers like you. Why don’t you let your employee’s come and see my site. Maybe they will understand more than you.

It’s here! And I think it’s pretty damn cool. The T-Shirt is done and ready for sale. These pics don’t do the shirt justice. The shirt is nice and simple. Black and white.

So if you want one here’s how it works:

XL $10.00
XXL $12.00
XXXL $14.00

I only have a limited quantity this batch, so send me a e-mail so you can get one. Keep in mind that the hotel’s X-Mas party is this Sunday. I will most likely sell all I got there. Once I get your e-mail I send one back with info on who to make the check or money order out to and where to send it. Sorry no COD’s and no credit cards. The server I’m on isn’t secure.

Also check out the Forum. It’s a nice place to have these extended conversations without cluttering up my GuestBook.

Just a few things before I go and take a nap. First Ross checked in answering my question about what song he did at Karaoke.

Name: ross
Where: the moans of a dieing trekkie
Date: 01/30/01
Time: 02:49 PM
Comments:

hey turk. the song you ask of I’m not sure. lets rebuild the scene. one song was helter skelter. that’s the one were the chick at the bar told me not to quit my day job. I don’t care who you are, or how many beers you have, if your not Paul McCartney you are going to destroy that one. The second one is ” I am the walrus” you know ” Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe” I think you’re looking for this one. man that was fun night we ruled the stage! I think everyone else was scared. oh well later bro

I am the walrus. Yep that’s it. Yes we did rule the stage that night. We kicked ass. Note to myself, stay away from Karaoke. Really I’m serious. Some people I know have a tape of me butchering Billy Joel. Scary stuff.

Also Iggy has had a second installment of Dear Iggy. I may be prejudiced but I think Iggy is doing a great Job. So go and look and maybe even send in something to Iggy.