On the 3rd I talked about how I was pretty sure I fooled at least one person on the first. Here’s the confirmation I was looking for that caused me to burst out in loud maniacal laughter here at work:

Name: ross
Date: April 16, 2002
Time: 03:35 PM

Comments
I know its a few weeks late but yes you got me. Man that fucked me all up! I couldn’t figure out what the hell was going on. let me know when you got the weekend off. we’ll set something up!

Man I needed that laugh. Did I mention I’m off Mountain Dew and smokes? That doesn’t figure in with the topic, but it seemed like a good place to blurt it out. been off the smokes for a month. Mountain Dew a few days.

Anyway as soon as my days off swing around again I will let you know. I really need a vacation. Maybe on or after the 30th of this month I may have an extended vacation like in 98.

First up I wanted to mention something about the news script I use to update the site. Coranto is what it’s called. I saw that one of you hit me from a search engine looking for examples of it running. I wanted to point out that the main site is kind of out of commission forum wise. You can go to Coronto-the other site for support and help. It’s run by a great bunch of young gentlemen.

Next I want to thank the two of the three votes for my humble little site having an excellent design. The other vote is me. That means a lot to me, it really does.

Also did any of you get thrown off by my lame April Fools joke? Only reason I ask is that I saw that it looks like one of you visited the main page four times or so before you found the real page. Here’s the access log:

A visitor from rich-cas1-32.dial.mhtc.net (216.180.204.180) was logged 6 times,
starting at 4:49:00 PM on Monday, April 1, 2002.
The initial browser was Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt).

This visitor first arrived from www.hotelblues.com/
and visited www.hotelblues.com/

00:00:06 later, arrived from www.hotelblues.com/
and visited www.hotelblues.com/

00:00:20 later, arrived from www.hotelblues.com/
and visited www.hotelblues.com/

00:00:00 later, arrived from www.hotelblues.com/
and visited www.hotelblues.com/

00:00:40 later, arrived from www.hotelblues.com/
and visited www.hotelblues.com/real_index.html

00:00:32 later, arrived from www.hotelblues.com/
and visited www.hotelblues.com/

Did I get you Ross?

How many of you got a chance to catch my little April Fools Day gag? After thinking about the gag I’ve decided it was very uninspired. I could have done better if I tried. I wasn’t all that into it. The real problem is I’m feeling to comfortable at work. So naturally I have to try to cause trouble.

The post yesterday also pointed out the special link down at the bottom of every page. Have you clicked that link yet? I don’t try to point this kind of thing out. It’s funnier if you find this kind of thing yourself. It’s like my little hidden page. But anyway.

I’m also thinking about doing a new Poll. A Poll that would be the first serious one yet. I know it’s an outrageous plan, but I feel this is something that must be done. Look for it this morning sometime.

So here is my first and most likely last attempt at an April Fools joke. Most of you won’t even get it. And if you have to explain the joke it wasn’t funny in the first place. Also factor in the fact that my sense of humor is really strange.

So this will have to do. I like my sense of humor. If you don’t get it just go and read the very bottom of this page. Click the link that say’s worst website. And then my “joke” may be clear. And I apologize about the long load time on that piece of shit. I wanted to keep the joke as close to the real thing as possible.

Well I haven’t been doing much of anything as of late. Well that is besides playing a crap load of Jedi Knight 2 and Freedom Force. Me and the Izers did our annual b-day dinner and a movie (without the movie). I didn’t go to the bar afterwards. I haven’t been in the mood to drink as of late. And that is about it.

Whoopee! The day is here. So I’m thirty now. I’m not looking forward to this day as it plays out. I’m not bitching about hitting thirty, I’m talking about the family portion of the so called birthday celebration. One of the cousins from Minnesota is down, which hampers what goes on.

I’m not blaming the cousin. It’s just that the cousin being down here fucks it all up. The dog. Did I mention I have a dog? Well it’s not my dog, he’s really his own dog. The problem is that this stupid beast can’t be left alone. He’s a stupid pit bull. With the cousin here that means the dog can’t be at grandmas. That means someone has to stay with the dog. If no one stays with the dog it tears the house down.

Anyway it’s a bummer with my grandma sick. So I will just be playing Freedom Force for most of the day. Man it is great. I also need to shout out happy birthdays to my best friend Troy, who is born the same day. Happy 28th buddy!

Gary from the very cool Gary Coleman posse site stopped in again to update me on their new site. If you have the habit of keeping track of what I write they stopped in before. Here’s what they had to say:

Thanks for talking about us, we now have a brand new site up, so please check it out.

As the man said, go check it out. It’s some really interesting stuff. The link again is Gary Coleman Has A Posse.