First it is South Beloit’s homecoming week. So you tend to see lots of tp around. Well those bastards tped my car! In all actuality I was a little disappointed. You can do better than that, can’t you?

Speaking of Sobos, I have a friend down at the school who is running his own webpage. And Brad is the one that showed me how to get my domain name. Well he has his own at www.sobos.com. Now I figured that it would be nice if my ravenous audience would all go and click the link to his page so Brad has a few more hits. Sign his guest book while you stop in and see his site. Tell him Turk sent you.

Also a person deserving of a few more visitors is Jill. Jill is from up the road at another hotel. And she has her own webpage to. And shame on the Gman for not mentioning her site address. Go to http://www.angelfire.com/wi/jille111/ . Jill runs her page kind of like mine except she is much more politer than me. She updates it with things going on in her life. So go and hit her site. I don’t know about Jill and Brad but I love it when I see my counters have gone up quite a bit.

Speaking of counters, I am rather anal when it comes to my stats for the site. Since the whole Fascist thing going down at work my stats and viewers have been up! If you have ever wondered about that World 1000 thing on the left in the contents it is the thing that keeps track of all the cool info. I started using it around August 17th. For the month of August I had 150 total hits. Now for the month of September I have had 407 up until today. My average hits per day since the 21st of this month is damn near 20. Just thought you might want to know.

Now this is awkward. Up until this point the only non-hotel people to see this website have been my dad, a cousin from up north, and a nice kid that goes to my old high school. So I feel a little embarrassed now that we have our first real civilian. The gentleman in question is a real nice guy who I feel sorry for having to find out how strange some of us are. But it was bound to happen.

I’m impressed. Never knew what it was like behind the scenes. More please! Sorry pal, but you’re already book-marked. All the best.

Paul

So I welcome another viewer. Welcome aboard Paul! I hope we don’t weird you out to bad.

Here’s an item I was very happy to find out about. I went to Rockford the other day and found out that the Doctor Who books are finally available here in the states. Up until recently we could only get the Virgin produced books. Then the good old BBC decided they wanted to do the books themselves and for some reason they never released them here. So everyone run out and buy Doctor Who books!!!!

Of course most of you probably never heard of the good old Doctor, unless you had the miss fortune of seeing the Fox movie from a few years ago. And Troy (who has no taste) just doesn’t appreciate the Doctor. And I would go into the nitty gritty of why I feel that we (Americans) should not produce Doctor Who if it wouldn’t put you all asleep.

I have one more thing to say about this night. That’s a big Hi to Sarah. who I apologize for my drunken behavior and for anything I may have said that offended her.

Well I don’t think I need to comment any more on this. All I tell you is this is from my friend Mr. Izer. I think he pretty much has the floor.

Well TURK i told you this would happen an you know what i want to say? FUCK THEM FUCK THEM ALL. By the constitution of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA which up till now i thought wasn’t called the COMMUNIST STATES OF AMERICA. unless something has changed in the 48 hours that i was out of town. You by your GOD GIVEN RIGHT CAN SAY OR WRITE ANYTHING THAT YOU WANT UNLESS THEY HAVE CHANGED THE FIRST AMENDMENT ALSO IN THOSE SAME 48 HOURS THAT I’VE BEEN GONE!!!!!! If those people at the Hotel THINK THAT THEY CAN USE GESTAPO METHODS TO CONTROL THE “PERTENENT HOTEL INFOMATION”Which by the way can anybody define that for me please. As being a former employee that put in SEVEN LONG YEARS OF BLOOD SWEAT AN A LOT OF TEARS ABOUT MY PAY OF COURSE! That I might be too stupid to know that definition.In my years of work at that hotel I’ve seen management come an go but the glue that really holds it all together are the employees!Without employees management could’nt do all that shit that they the employees do all by themselves.If they think that they can I would like to see them try! I think that “management types of the hotel” need to worry about other things that to worry about some web page that is only wrote by some guy that is supposed to be working there? Pretty flimsy! I’ve talked to alot of former guests that no longer stay at our hotel because of the change over of people over the last two years which shows some people that the hotel doesn’t take care of their own people so how can they expect for the hotel to take care of them! Well this is enough of my first letter to this TURK fellow whoever he may be??ONLY THE SHADOWS KNOW????????
P.S. this is the first of many letters that will be written about this subject!

AND I GIVE TURK PERMISSION TO POST THIS LETTER ON HIS WEB PAGE

***IZER54***

Of course someone has mentioned that this whole story and this webpage should be leaked out to the local media. I think the Beloit Daily News might enjoy this. And If they don’t I bet the Rockford Register Star would. Just a thought. We will see. Time will tell, it always does.

I was ready and willing to be a miserable drunk and on certain nights am. But Ericka being the goddamn diplomat she is had to interfere with my well laid plans of a drunken stupor. No that isn’t good enough for her. I have to be told that I should feel good about myself not what happens around me. So my argument that he doesn’t deserve the woman is simple enough this: because I say he doesn’t!! Of course my goddamn conscience tells I am wrong. I am not shallow enough to wish that everyone should be as alone as me. They deserve everything they have. I would never advise anyone to stand in their way.

Found this bizarre shit in my GuestBook:

EVIL-Laugh!! HAHA…The dark side of the lowly hotel ranks..HAHAHA!!

I Just have to say that as I ran through the pages of this GREAT invention, that obviously has come from a mind that must reach the far depths of comedic genius.(.that only the Three Stooges could even come close to compare,) that I found myself Rolling o the floor in the midst of all of the crap that has been laid out before me during my employment at this FINE establishment! I do have to say that although it is messy..the floor…I found myself loosing it over and over..This is a wonderful outlet for u poor abused souls..who just so happen to be digenerate enough to understand it. Well kiddies..time for me to get ready for High School..ooops I mean work…Thanks to Turk for all of the great satirism..I truly believe we have come into the deep dark unk own ..sometimes called oblivion when we think about our place in this joyride called Holiday Hell..(snicker) Leaving with quote of wisdom: If you are mentally confused and prone to wandering: HAVE WE GOT A JOB FOR YOU!!~author not known…even to himself.

IGGY

I guess its ok to have the weirdo fanatic element in force on this page. Especially since the Asshole are trying to fuck with my freedom of speech and press. You go Iggy, you crazy bastard. Write back.