Here’s one that should be up your alley if your a X-Files fan or just generally paranoid about the shit the government pulls behind our back. As the owner of the site says “The Black Vault is not much of a web site, but an online research center for curious minds, students, and everyone alike.”

As far as I know only one person managed to hit me here with my home computer acting as server. My connection is shit. I have been disconnected more times than I can remember. The temporary address has changed as many times as I have been disconnected. By the time anyone reads this, you should be reading this at the www.hotelblues.com domain. My host’s server took a dive and they had to repair it.

I’m going to skip the link of the day. I’m feeling to lazy to dig up any info on a site. I would just slap up a url, but I feel that would be sloppy. I have added a page to the Comic section on some of the characters in Cerebus. So far I have covered Cerebus himself. So go and take a look.

Now this is really cool. The Bell Labs Text-to-Speech Synthesizer is the ultimate time killer. It will even do swear words. Cool huh? If you are to lazy to come up with your own smart alec remarks, here is a wav(817kb) it made converting the text of my April 10th post into speech. Now everyone behave and do not abuse this wonderful toy. I’m thinking of plugging in my “All managers are excrement” rant and seeing how it sounds read aloud.

Well I am having some problems with my domain, so I had to use my computer as a server. Any way here is today’s link of the day. Today’s site happens to belong to my lawyer. He’s a little weird but what can you do? Leonard Crabs Attorney At Law.

Ok, after all of the bullshit regarding the “Soap Opera” I figured everyone could use a good laugh. So I spent a few days digging up some really zany shit. I have found the weirdest URL’s that you could ever imagine. So with today I start a daily Link Of The Day posting.

I was going to hold off on this one, but I decided to run with it any way. One of my good friends having recently gone through hell and back could use a good laugh. So I give you today’s link: THE Furby Hooker Network! I really can’t write anything that will be funnier than this page, so all I say is take a look. That kind of takes your breath away doesn’t it?

The Soap Opera is done. No more after this. Here is what Fedorov had to say:

I have come to the conclusion that Pete is not real. He is just like spider was. You had so many people fooled for such along time including myself. However, I think Pete is just another “imaginary” friend that is used as a tool for manipulation on your site.

For the record here is my reply to him:

I was going to come up with a smart ass comment. But decided I don’t really give a rat ass about your coming to a conclusion. Good for you. You get a cookie. I am not Pete.
your friend once,

Turk

I have been meaning to mention, since the majority of you are AOL users, that I use a wonderful product called AOL Instant messenger. My “handle” is turk1701. So if you want to get a hold of me in cyber space you can add me to your buddy lists.