Oh man I got the shakes. I can’t get into the game:

I can’t get in to play my level 13 mercenary. Oh the humaity!

So are wondering what the fuck WTGF is? WTGF stands for Wanting To Get Fired. Back in the day it was something I wrote because I wanted to get fired. Simple as that. So here I am again, really wanting to get fired.

I would rather quit and get another job. Me quitting will leave “them” in more of a difficult position. I have redoubled my effort to get the hell out of here. Man am I looking. And “they” won’t get a two week notice out of me. Shit “they” will be lucky if I give them a call ten minutes before my shift telling them to go fuck themselves.

November 28th is coming up. It will be three years since I got fired. That day has become special to me. So if I could push it to get shit canned again on that day it would be cool. I’m also thinking about doing something this year. Maybe a party? How does that sound to you? That is for my local friends and hell even my enemies.

So the plan is I rent a half barrel of beer and have a party down at the Bop. This is just a thought. But as the day comes closer I will let you know if I’m going to do it. So if anyone can come let me know. Send me an e-mail or sign the GuestBook or hit the comments link after my name up on top.

So I was telling you about all the fun I had playing Dark Age of Camelot. And I was saying how I joined a guild. The guild I joined is called the Acolytes of Destruction. This is my first experience with being in a guild and so far it’s a lot of fun. Farooq is the guild master and he’s a nice guy to play with. I’ve played with Ivory (by proxy), Chevco, Necromantic, and Edaresh. Every one of them are fun to play with. I have fought and died with all of these guys. Here are a few screens (1152×864):

So if you play DAoC and you play on the Bors server drop in and look me up. Or if you play on Bors and your in Albion and your looking for a guild stop by Friday from 8:30pm est to 9:30pm est at Prydwen Keep where the guild will be recruiting new members. Stop by and tell them I sent you.

Holiday Inn to become Ramada next week is the link of the day/night. What can I say? Other than “I told you so!” Here’s a lovely quote from the piece:

“Ishak became general manager Sept. 13 when DePalma Hotel Corp., based in Arlington, Texas, took over management of the Holiday Inn, located at 200 Dearborn Ave., South Beloit.”

Well shit that’s news to me. Yeah I know the dude has been here and he’s the guy in charge. But I missed the memo telling how he’s the GM. Wait, there was no such memo. This is another case of flat out lying. These cowboys are starting to make it a habit.

Well my addiction to Dark Age of Camelot is getting worse. I recently put some major hours into playing my character. I even have joined a guild. Me Mr. Anti-Social is playing well with others. I am starting to see the benefits of playing with others.

The guild makes it even easier to get a group going. And while you can play DAoC solo. Grouping is more efficient. When you group you get bonus exp based on how big your party is. I made two level in one sitting.

My bad ass Turk the Mercenary is now level 10. And 10th level is when you really start to get going. I can use chain mail and have the ability to dual wield weapons. Geek stuff? Yes. But I’m having a blast. I have a dilemma though. I get to give my dude a last name now, exept I have no idea what it should be. When I get home I will slap up some more screen shots.

I get back from some power Dark Age of Camelot playing and I find this in the GuestBook:

The food and beverage director is gone? John? Bummer. You praise him, but he was a sexist pig. Just cuz he looked at your site doesn’t change the fact that he’s a louse.

Hey let’s be clear ok? One man’s praise is a woman’s louse. And it’s as simple as that. Sexist pig? Maybe, but then any honest man has been a sexist pig now and then. I have thought things that would make me a sexist about some of my female chums. So it’s all a matter of perspective. I’m not saying that kind of thing is ok. Because it’s not.

That’s why I don’t have many female chums. Joke. I don’t have any female chums. This topic is close to topics I would rather not talk about. I like him because he never did me wrong. He was always straight with me (as far as I know). He never did anything to my female chums (at the time) to have me think otherwise. That’s the wonderful thing isn’t it? We all are entitled to an opinion. And lets leave it at that.

Crackhead Bob returns. He’s trying to corner in on his own greatest hits. Bob brings up some of my habits, which includes massive binges of Mountain Dew:

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Hey turk what’s up. How long do you think you can go without drinking Mountain Dew. I hear from my sources that you bring a twelve pack with you almost every night and by the morning when you leave it is almost all gone. Is that really true? If it is then DAMN. I must praise you because if I were to do that I would be pissing all night and most of the day. Well I gotta go. I will talk to ya later.

Well my bladder is trained after many years of hard drinking. I would bring in a twelve pack and leave in the morning with half of it gone. I’m still smoke and Mountain Dew free.