Here’s what Harpy Number Nine had to say in the GuestBook:

There is so much for me to comment on since the last time I read your page. I told you about the housekeeper running over the adapter cord, yes/no? Anyway that’s my story and I’m sticking to it. First of all I was never offended by your drunken state. I t ink that would be the pot calling the kettle black, if I of all people made any comments on your recreational activities. I think I top the list of “Stupid mistakes people make while under the influence”. As far as the rest of that evening is concerned I o believe I let you in on my opinion. I have a tendency to ramble on and lose my train of thought, I’m not sure if that stems from my compulsion to talk or the blonde hair, anyway it is inherit. Also FYI, as a harpy I prefer to be referred to as saucy rather than as a smartass. Also for all those who question me for laughing at ‘Saving Pt.Ryan’, it was funny when his arm was blown off. As a matter of fact it would of been even better if they would of blown off his other arm at the same time he found the severed arm. Also for your viewing and reading pleasure the “guy in the fifth picture” and I are now strictly on a platonic level. Believe it or not someone as close to sub-humanity as my ex-boyfriend is, still seems to affect my judgment when dealing with hose of the opposite sex. Hey I’m not bitter I just need to play the field a little. There is more I could add but I worry about anyone who has yet to lose interest in my rambling. Until we meet again good luck, Godspeed, and may the force be with you!

I of course would never lose interest in anything Number Nine has to say. I like the part when she said “the “guy in the fifth picture” and I are now strictly on a platonic level”. It give a poor lonely Spider hope.

Today is Harpy Number One’s birthday! I want everyone to wish Harpy Number One a happy birthday. I guess from here out I am in charge of the Harpy section. Turk has given up on trying to find Harpy candidates. So he’s in luck, because I know a few harpies myself. Give me a day or two and the Harpy page will be updated.

I don’t know what’s been going on the last couple of days but since Turks computer accident he has been acting real loopy. I think he burned out his synapses. He hasn’t responded to my e-mail since the accident. Something most have happened at the hotel. Anyone who knows what’s going on please e-mail at spider_jerus@hotmail.com, this is my private e-mail address. My Hotelblues.com address hasn’t worked for a couple of days now. If anyone finds anything out e-mail me!! Till I find out, you guys keep fighting the good fight.

As the new guy, I figured I would wish all of the lovely Harpies a happy sweetest day. You are all beautiful women. My favorites are Six, Nine, and Ten. Whoa baby!!! Yowza. All hell I like them all.

I got to say after reading some of the mail Turk has forwarded me, I can say that he really worries to much about bullshit. I have been given carte blanche in what I can say. So I say if these fucking people have any sense, this childish behavior should quit. My impression of Turk is that he’s just a little strange, but an ok guy. I wouldn’t think he would do anything to diss his friends. But hell what do I know? All I say is act your age. That goes for Turk and his so-called friends.

By the way, nice to meet you all. It like I know all of you very well. So let all be friends. “Make love not war” as my mom would say. If any one has a question, comment, or general grievance with me and what I say drop me a jingle. My New spiffy e-mail address is spider@hotelblues.com .