Ok everybody don’t forget our good friend Sergei Fedorov and the Detroit Redwings have a game tomorrow. Game time is 7:30. So be sure to cheer Sergei and the boys on against Boston.

Now what can I say? Its obvious that Turk was taking advantage of his friend Izer. Who I know is a nice guy. Well kiddies here is a few shots of a match me and Turk had. Take note of the pic I cut and pasted all of the death messages. Funny shit. Turk disconnected with me winning 12-0.

Me and Izer will have to challenge him to a match one of these days.

On a another note if my pal Sarah is reading this still, drop me a line. I’ll be damned if I’m going to let this Sergei Fedorov have number six win. Its time to organize baby. Who the hell is this Sergei Fedorov anyway?

Of course I know who Sergei Fedorov is. I wasn’t certain that it was the Sergei Fedorov. I’m very sorry for offending you Mr. Fedorov. And I’m sorry about 0-3 loss to Carolina on the 12th. You didn’t score any goals in that one did you? In fact this the first shutout for the Hurricanes’ franchise against Detroit since November 14th, 1989? I could be wrong. In fact I wish you guys the best of luck against Boston on the 16th. Well enough about hockey.

Spider this message is for you! Who is Sergei Fedorov? For all you ignorant sheltered individuals, Sergei Fedorov is probably the single greatest hockey player in the NHL (National Hockey League for all you dumbasses out there). He plays for the two time defending Stanley Cup Champions(equivilant to football’s Super Bowl(You do know what football is don’t you spider? Maybe you have heard of Joe Montana or Barry Sanders?) Detroit Red Wings. So hopefully now you have a fucking clue who Sergei Fedorov is! By the way hockey is played with a puck. Two teams try to put the puck in the net against each other. If one propels the puck into the net that is called a goal. The team with the most goals at the end of a game is the winner. Got it now spider? On another note, Harpy #6 deserves the award. I don’t know how you can comment and have opinions on all these people that you don’t even fucking know. That makes a hell of a lot of sense. Well that basically sums up all I have to say to you, you fucking arachnid. I hope now you know who Sergei Fedorov is, and I hope you understand the attitude that he has. Thank you for your time! Sincerely, Sergei Fedorov

Sergei Fedorov

Personally I think number six is fine in my book. Turk has mentioned her a few times. I not trying to offend. If I did so I apologize.

Turk sent me a copy of his termination papers and I thought it was so funny I had to share it with the group. First just so we are clear here is the Webster’s Dictionary’s definition of Unhappy:

Source: Webster’s Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913) [web1913]
unhappy \Un*hap”py\, a.
1. Not happy or fortunate; unfortunate; unlucky; as, affairs
have taken an unhappy turn.

2. In a degree miserable or wretched; not happy; sad;
sorrowful; as, children render their parents unhappy by
misconduct.

3. Marked by infelicity; evil; calamitous; as, an unhappy
day. “The unhappy morn.” –Milton.

Ok here is the hotels definition of unhappy:

1. Turk had put passwords from encore on his webpage. Several people from the property had seen them.

2. Turk also was leaving the Frontdesk at 7:00am when he should have stayed until 8:00am. He was going back to the kitchen and eating breakfast.

3. Turk also had a difficult time dealing with being supervised. He felt he could do as he pleased whenever he wanted and did not have to abide by any rules.

This beautifully written poetry was authored by Turk’s ex-boss Larry. So what Larry is trying to say here is:1. a person can’t have a personal life. I know for a fact Turk put up old password’s of this dipshit’s. The fuck was changing his password every day or two. 2. The employee can not spend time for a break to eat breakfast. Shame. Shame on Turk for doing that. And 3. well I can’t argue with his third reason.

I should point out that in Larry’s written statement he spells felt as feet so the line reads as: He feet he could do as he pleased whenever he wanted. You explain that to me. Those of you who like to see this document in the flesh click here.

Now this here is some strange shit I found the other day. I told Turk about it and he has been sitting on his ass moping since his release. So here it is: Star Park.

So go and check out this fucked up mess of Star Wars and South Park. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry. I did. they do have a goofy layout, but you’ll get over it.

I also want to say high to my favorite harpy. Hi baby!!! It was nice to get e-mail from you.

I saw this and busted a gut laughing so hard. Turk told me about the new girl he has on with for audit. But this is terrible. The poor thing. Turk swears up and down he was past out in bed, so there was no way he could help her. This is what his audit co-worker had to say in the guest book:

are you ever home anymore???? I still am having problems with the audit and your help would be much appreciated!!!

The poor thing. I feel for her. Turk can come off like a insensitive bastard sometimes. By the way I put my Harpy for November.

I have updated my contribution to the site with an in depth look at the Fantastic Four comic books. And that’s pretty much all I have done. So there!!