The key to a winning Best Man speech is to blend the right amount of humor and sincerity into it.

Begin with a good Opening Line, tell a few jokes and funny stories, compliment the Bride, thank the appropriate people, then end with an inspiring closing line and Toast.

If your staying at the worst hotel ever then god help you sir. But let me be clear that it is not “my” hotel anymore.

Never? I’ve yet to find the woman worthy of being the first future ex wife.

Why on earth would I want to look? I’m single. I can spend my money on me and no one else. And where am I supposed to do this looking? Also I’m very specific in the kinda chick I would look for. The big thing for me is a chick who is single and that has no kids. My new sister in law tried to get me with one of her friends. But the no kids rule disqualifies that one. But really Eddie if you know any single kidless chicks my age send them my way. But keep in mind I’m in no hurry to join you in becoming shackled to a ball and chain.