The Sheriff is dead (well not dead, just not at the worst hotel ever anymore)! In retrospect here is the sound clip that made him what he is:

[audio:thesheriffspeaks.mp3]
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This ends the tale that started mybossisapussy.com. This info was provided to me by a poor soul still trapped at that hotel and still tormented by the gm biggest douche bag in the universe.