Was going to “blog” about this but decided it was another time to post a Gawain chat log:

[01:33] Gawain: what up?
[01:33] *** Auto-response sent to Gawain: Yeah I’m playing Dark Age of Camelot at work! You think those assholes pay me enough to do work?
[01:34] Turk: hey
[01:34] Turk: I had a drunk I called the cops on
[01:35] Turk: guy just looked fucking odd
[01:35] Turk: set off my spidey sense
[01:35] Gawain: lol
[01:35] Turk: turns out the guy was like drunk I’m going to die drunk
[01:35] Gawain: nightauditey sense?
[01:35] Turk: yeah
[01:35] Turk: so I may have saved the guys life
[01:35] Turk: plus the dumb fuck had a warrant
[01:36] Turk: so the moral of this story is don’t call the night auditor 5-10 times in a 2 minute time period

Honestly folks if you have a warrant out on yourself try not to annoy the disgruntled night audit guy. Because when you call down six times and the first time you worry about being a pain in the ass and the audit guy say no of course your not a pain in the ass. Well guess what? You are a pain in the ass.