Comedy gold tonight folks. Here is a note from the Sheriff:

Turk,

*** may have a
family emergency tomorrow
night. Would/could you
work tomorrow if she
picks up one of your
shifts?

Please let me
know,

The Sheriff

Honestly do I really need to answer this? Right after reading it the first thing that came to mind is to reply Dr. Seuss style:

Would I,
could I,
work for her?

I would not,
could not,
work for her.

And that’s all I could muster. It’s hard writing like Seuss. The thing is the employee with the possible family emergency already knows what my answer is. I’m sure the Sheriff has been told what my answer will be. The answer is no. With the way things are currently the Sheriff is lucky I work the days he schedules me.

Except I’m not going to let him know, unless you consider this post my letting him know. He can call me and ask if he wants. I’ll still tell him no. He’s working 3pm-11pm tomorrow night. I’m afraid that does not sway me into feeling sorry for him. He can work 3pm to 7am. That’s his job. It’s not my job.