Because I’m bored here is a little chat I had with the assistant general manager of the hotel. I like to point out there is not a actual general manager. So this makes her the assistant manager of nothing.

Turk: hey!
Turk: you going to give me the 25th off?
Turk: hello?
Turk: don’t ignore me
Manager of Nothing: Yes I am giving you the 25th off
Turk: thank you Boss
Manager of Nothing: no problem
Turk: how a copy of the daily sheet so I’m not so bored off my ass
Turk: how about
Manager of Nothing: I am working on it
Turk: is what I meant
Turk: ok
Turk: I have a copy of it at home Boss
Turk: I’ll sell it to you
Manager of Nothing: bring it in and make a copy on the fax machine
Turk: bah
Manager of Nothing: come on do me a favor
Turk: the fax machine is not a copy machine
Turk: ok since you got me the 25th off
Turk: I’ll see if I can find it
Manager of Nothing: thank you
Turk: anytime
Manager of Nothing: gotta go, have a meeting to go to
Turk: well I got to get back to work
Turk: bye Boss
Manager of Nothing: have a great day, I will probably see your mom today
Turk: ok
Turk: tell hi
Turk: tell her hi
Manager of Nothing: ok
Manager of Nothing: see ya later
Turk: yeah

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