On the 3rd I talked about how I was pretty sure I fooled at least one person on the first. Here’s the confirmation I was looking for that caused me to burst out in loud maniacal laughter here at work:

Name: ross
Date: April 16, 2002
Time: 03:35 PM

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I know its a few weeks late but yes you got me. Man that fucked me all up! I couldn’t figure out what the hell was going on. let me know when you got the weekend off. we’ll set something up!

Man I needed that laugh. Did I mention I’m off Mountain Dew and smokes? That doesn’t figure in with the topic, but it seemed like a good place to blurt it out. been off the smokes for a month. Mountain Dew a few days.

Anyway as soon as my days off swing around again I will let you know. I really need a vacation. Maybe on or after the 30th of this month I may have an extended vacation like in 98.

Here’s the newest member of the United States Marine Corps checking in at the GuestBook:

Name: mike D
Where: From u
Date: April 17, 2002
Time: 08:02 AM

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HEY BIG GUY JUST SITTING GETTING MY DRINK ON AT 10:00 IN THE MORNING. LOVE THE SITE HAVEN’T SEEN IT FOR A WHILE LOOKS GOOD. JUST TELLING YOU THAT PASSED ALL MY TEST AND I’LL BE LEAVING FOR BOOTCAMP SOME TIME IN LATE SEPT. OR EARLY OCT. SO I’LL MISS ALL OF THE PEOPLE THAT I WORKED WITH NOT FOR, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. I WILL REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT GETTING MY ASS BLOWN OFF AND I PROMISE I’LL KEEP IT IN CHECK. SPEAKING OF THAT (CHECKS) I’LL BE GETTING PAID MORE JUST IN BOOTCAMP THEN A GOOD CHECK FROM THIS PLACE BY ABOUT 800$ EVERY 2 WEEKS BUT RM @ BOARD IS PAID AND FOOD IS TAKEN CARE OF AND THE JOB THAT I GOT WAS MOTOR “T” OPERATOR THE DRIVER. THEY WILL EVEN GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DRIVE WHEN I’M ON LEAVE.. IT SUCKS THAT I’LL BE IN BOOT DURING X-MASS AND MY FIRST 21ST NEW YEARS BUTT SHIT HAPPENS RIGHT. WELL I GIVE YOU THE EMAIL ADDRESS AND ALL THAT SHIT RIGHT BEFORE I LEAVE SO YOU CAN WATCH THE EXPERIENCE THAT I GET OUT OF THIS AND WHEN I GET SETTLED I’LL WRITE YA ALL THE TIME I’LL SEE YA SOME TIME BUD. P.S. YOU SHOULD STOP IN ON FRI. IF YOU ARE NOT TO BUSY I’LL TELL YOU HOW MILWAUKEE GOES AND WHAT THE RIGHT DATE IS THAT I LEAVE…. I WON’T FOR GET YOU BIG GUY. YOUR FRIEND AND AUDITOR MRD

Yeah I’ll stop in on Friday man. I was going to come in last week to hold conference except I got lazy and sat doing nothing. We have some events to coordinate if you are leaving the hotel in September or October. Yes plans to be made. Heh Heh. Well that is if the place is open still.