So I’m chatting with a guy who signed the GuestBook back on April 18th and he thinks I’m a girl. Now I wonder do I write like a chick? I would think my habit of referring to women as chicks would get my gender straight to people who read the site.

The conversation was unique to say the least. I’m all for flights of fancy. But jesus christ have a foot in the doorway of reality. Sorry that’s a reference for my delight alone. But then isn’t this site all just one inside joke to myself?

So anyway I could never run around telling people I’m two hundred and fifty year old poet who is mistaken for a vampire hunter. It’s just all kinds of silly. But if it gets your rocks off, hey don’t let me stop you. Personally the idea of traveling in time with lots of female companions while playing it like you have no sexual preference one way or another kind of get me going. But then I’ve always dug the good Doctor. But pretending I’m Doctor Who won’t get me laid.

Speaking about flights of fancy I have to say I’m looking forward to the Lord Of The Rings movie that opens up today. But I am worried about the flick living up to the books. I was worried about stuffing these long books into a two hour movie. But I guess the first flick is just about three hours long. So maybe it will be ok.