Crackhead Bob returns. He’s trying to corner in on his own greatest hits. Bob brings up some of my habits, which includes massive binges of Mountain Dew:

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Hey turk what’s up. How long do you think you can go without drinking Mountain Dew. I hear from my sources that you bring a twelve pack with you almost every night and by the morning when you leave it is almost all gone. Is that really true? If it is then DAMN. I must praise you because if I were to do that I would be pissing all night and most of the day. Well I gotta go. I will talk to ya later.

Well my bladder is trained after many years of hard drinking. I would bring in a twelve pack and leave in the morning with half of it gone. I’m still smoke and Mountain Dew free.