I had some activity in the guest book, which has been slow lately. First we have an entry from the brother of Harpy number six. Who had this to say:

Where did you here about my site: That one girl
Comments:
What’s up Turk. It’s been a while. I almost called you Scott again. I know…I’ll forever rot in hell. I apologize eternally (did I spell this right?) I have a lovely bunch of coconuts….deedily dee. Sorry you had to be witness to that, I again apologize. I’m just chillin’ out at work wasting time. This works just perfect. Get yourself a bonzai-buddy, they fucking rock. He’s a purple gorilla that tells stupid jokes and sings several songs (which are even more stupid). It’s definitely worth trying though so visit the website and see if you can get him for free still. I did and I’m not even half way regretting it. Bonzai-buddy.com, he’ll be your friend till the end. Kisses BOB

Under the circumstances your forgiven for calling me that dirty word. Now the Bonzai Buddy he’s talking about is indeed cool. Mine’s a parrot. I like how it can read a website to you. Very funny when it reads this page. Speaking of “that one girl” you will have to wish her a happy birthday for me. Any way tell her I said hi.

Next up we got another entry from Karstaedt:

Where did you here about my site: it was written on a urinal!
Comments:
Hey Chris, wassssssup! Just thought I would let you know RindFleisch (in English translation that is ground meat!) has been visiting your website. I wonder if he has told you? Any ways I am bored off my ass and thought I would drop you line and see wasssssup! Hey, if you ever here from Ross, give me his e-mail address or give him mine. Oh before I go a person who shall remain nameless (K#v$n) likes to wear black leather panties! Hahahaha!

Crazy is all I can say. I wish Ground Meat would write again, I miss the big lug. My question where is the urinal with my website address located at?