Now this is really cool. The Bell Labs Text-to-Speech Synthesizer is the ultimate time killer. It will even do swear words. Cool huh? If you are to lazy to come up with your own smart alec remarks, here is a wav(817kb) it made converting the text of my April 10th post into speech. Now everyone behave and do not abuse this wonderful toy. I’m thinking of plugging in my “All managers are excrement” rant and seeing how it sounds read aloud.