Joe Dimaggio is dead. Marlyin Monroe’s former husband has gone to the big ballpark in the sky. Say hi to the Babe for me Joe. The hookers and the hummers are on the Babe!!!

Ok I re-worked everything except the Harpy World stuff to fit into screen resolutions of 800×600. You people who are at 640×480 are just out of luck. I can’t re tool everything without fucking up the way it all goes together. Sorry. I tried. Because I hate when I have to use the scroll bars to get everything to show. So I put the effort into reorganizing some of it.

Because I know a few of you use Netscape I figured I would let you know the newest version is out. You can download Version 4.51 here. You have to click through a number of links to get to it. But it offers a few different versions. Mac or Window or even Windows NT.

Well I had a interview with a gentlemen from a major internet provider. So hopefully I will be getting my lazy ass a job. And the good news is not the pay. No, the good news is that I would be able to play with a T1 at work. Woo!!! Not that would be the shit. I would almost work for free to be able to play with a T1.

If you guys are reading this and you know who you are, on the way out of your place I realized that North Church street is one way. Because on the way in I went pass the house and I did a U-turn right there in the middle of the street. I was lucky there was no traffic coming. And really lucky no cop was watching. Oops.

Ok here is a goofy program I found while surfing. Its called Web Vengeance. It’s the kind of thing I always wanted. All of those stupid dancing animal pages are dead meat. Sega has produced this wonderfully destructive tool. They are generous enough to let you download the initial program and the three weapons shown below in the screenshots.

If you are as depraved as me you can download this great program here. Its a 1.91mb download if any likes to how much they are downloading.

Ok here is some news for anyone who is interested in the new Star Wars movie. First the movie is being released on May 19 two day earlier. You also can download the second trailer if you are bored and want to waste a few hours. You can check out all of this and download the trailer at the Countdown To Star Wars website. Keep in mind the trailer weighs in at 25mb.

Also related to Star Wars, at the same website mentioned above you can download a home made spoof of the trailer called the South Park Special Edition Trailer. This one weighs in at 13.6mb. This what I’m downloading as we speak. I put up some shots if it’s really funny.

Do you like comics? If you do you have to check out Zark. This is an online comic. What I liked about it was the way the author actually lays out his comic page. He (Charles Parker) lays out the comic page to take advantage of most peoples computer screen resolutions. Something I am very anal about. The story is about Argon Zark, his Personal Digital Assistant Cybert, and Zeta fairlight as they travel through the net via Zark’s Personal transport Protocol. It’s a rather amusing look of the Internet.

Any way what are you waiting for? Go check out Zark.