Ok here is a goofy program I found while surfing. Its called Web Vengeance. It’s the kind of thing I always wanted. All of those stupid dancing animal pages are dead meat. Sega has produced this wonderfully destructive tool. They are generous enough to let you download the initial program and the three weapons shown below in the screenshots.

If you are as depraved as me you can download this great program here. Its a 1.91mb download if any likes to how much they are downloading.