Well the event I have personally been waiting for has happened. As of 10:00pm I was let go from the hotel by Shawn Kennedy. His reason for letting me see the hatch was that I was not happy at the hotel. So what happens now?

First I plan on getting ass drunk. Then on Monday I plan on calling my friends at the ACLU. Then I plan on contacting the media. They might like the corporate bastards against the poor little webmaster angle. So any way. Troy’s here, we have to go.

I would like to thank in no particular order: Shawn Kennedy. Larry W. John W. Paula M. And anyone else that deserves my thanks. You all have been to kind.

Yes I’m still here. You can’t get rid of me assholes. My old buddy Saddler finally found my site and had this to say in the GuestBook:

MAYONNAISE
WINDS HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU.. THIS SITE IS PRETTY COOL CONSIDERING THERE ARE NO NAKED PICTURES OF WOMEN OR SOME SERIOUS ASS KICKIN’ WEAPONS ON THIS SITE.. BUT SINCE I CONSIDER YOU A GOOD FRIEND I GUESS IT’S OK.. SO HOW IS EVERYTHING GOING. I MUST REPLY ON THE SAVING PRIVATE RYAN ISSUE.. THE LITTLE DICKBRAIN ,COCKSUCKING, FAGGOT-ASS, SON OF A BITCH, SHIT EATING, GIRL ASS, CRY BABY, WASTE OF SPACE, SORRY EXCUSE FOR A SOLDIER, REPORTER BOY WHO SHRIVELED UP ON THE STAIRS AND CRIED ON THE STAIRS THE FUCKING PUSSY CRIED WHILE HIS BUDDY WAS GETTING THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF HIM UPSTAIRS.. NOW HE SHOULD GOT HIS ARM BLOWN THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNY!!!! HA HA HA NW YOU GOT SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT BITCH!!!!

Don’t ask about why he calls me mayonnaise.

I want to thank everyone who responded to my e-mail so quickly. My buddy D4B4 had this to say:

what the heck was the reason the hotel let u go? I just arrived home from work about 12:55am. Sunday. get a hold of me as soon as u get this. later.

And a hell of a nice guy and guest named Paul who stays at the hotel had this to say:

What the f…’s been going on..? I took a look at the site the other day. Everything seemed to it’s normal (?) self, then this. When I left the hallowed halls, MJ had just gone for reasons I never found out, now you, has the world gone mad, or just come to its senses? I suppose I’m just fishing for the details. Not being an (ex) employee, nor even a guest anymore I can understand you not wanting to fill me in but sweet Jesus…who’s next?

That’s a very good question. I really don’t want to know. Hopefully the top three will bite the dust.

One of my favorite sites is back! Area-S is the place to go for real-time strategy news. Loomer and company have a way with words. Its poetry for the soul. I loved all the shit about Bill Roper, that and Gabilan’s loving essays on pro wrestling. And the Smack Pad™ is the best.

So what are you waiting for. Go check out Area-S.

I butchered poor Gabilan’s name when I wrote about Area-S yesterday. Oops. Sorry. Anyway make sure you go hit the Area-S website for an amusing look at wrestling and RTS games. he made sure to point the error of my ways:

Glad to see you’re entering the contest dude. One thing…since I’m the one primarily running the contest, it’s probably a smart idea to spell my name correctly in your posts. I’m funny like that.

To read about their contest go to the Area-S website.