Yes I’m still here. You can’t get rid of me assholes. My old buddy Saddler finally found my site and had this to say in the GuestBook:

MAYONNAISE
WINDS HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU.. THIS SITE IS PRETTY COOL CONSIDERING THERE ARE NO NAKED PICTURES OF WOMEN OR SOME SERIOUS ASS KICKIN’ WEAPONS ON THIS SITE.. BUT SINCE I CONSIDER YOU A GOOD FRIEND I GUESS IT’S OK.. SO HOW IS EVERYTHING GOING. I MUST REPLY ON THE SAVING PRIVATE RYAN ISSUE.. THE LITTLE DICKBRAIN ,COCKSUCKING, FAGGOT-ASS, SON OF A BITCH, SHIT EATING, GIRL ASS, CRY BABY, WASTE OF SPACE, SORRY EXCUSE FOR A SOLDIER, REPORTER BOY WHO SHRIVELED UP ON THE STAIRS AND CRIED ON THE STAIRS THE FUCKING PUSSY CRIED WHILE HIS BUDDY WAS GETTING THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF HIM UPSTAIRS.. NOW HE SHOULD GOT HIS ARM BLOWN THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNY!!!! HA HA HA NW YOU GOT SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT BITCH!!!!

Don’t ask about why he calls me mayonnaise.