Really quick, before I walk across the field to my loving job. I get to train the poor new girl for two days. I get her tonight and then in a couple of days. I am in a bad mood, so I am going to take it out on her.

Today is Harpy Number One’s birthday! I want everyone to wish Harpy Number One a happy birthday. I guess from here out I am in charge of the Harpy section. Turk has given up on trying to find Harpy candidates. So he’s in luck, because I know a few harpies myself. Give me a day or two and the Harpy page will be updated.

In the last month this site has taken a life of its own. two rumors regarding this site have sprung up. Rumor number one was that I had reported on this site about the GM’s secretary being fired a week before she was actually fired. Ok that’s a rumor that I don’t mind, it give the site a kind of myth I am looking for. Rumor two really fucking pisses me off. Which I won’t go in to details, because I have some morals (right Scott?). It involves the sexual orientation of a person being discussed on this page along with nude pictures. the person in question hasn’t taken this rumor to well. Some of you have that lack of character to make smartass remarks to the person.

My number one rule on this site is that I will not touch a person sexual orientation with a ten foot poll on this site. No fucking way. I’m crazy not stupid. If I wanted to discuss a persons sexuality I could have opened fire along time ago. But I didn’t. If I ever go into a discussion about one’s sexual preference it will be about me not any one else.

Second because of the agreement with the place that is hosting my website I can not have any nude or pornographic content on this site. And if I was stupid enough to make fun of a person I sure as shit would not go after a peon like my self. I would go for the big cheese.

Back to these childish fucks who are spreading these rumors. You people are scum. I won’t name your names on this site because I don’t need too. You know who you are. At work I won’t say anything either. I’ll just give you a wink and you will know who I am talking about. But really, if any of you who have heard this, told this, or know who started this please give me a ring or e-mail. I would welcome any feedback on this situation that I can get. If there was ever a time that I ask for my readers to show signs of support it is now. take a stand. If you people read this site even a little you know that this shit is totally untrue. Its just that I don’t want to be fired for shit I haven’t even done.

That is all.

First My Friend Scott had this to say in the GuestBook:

Turk, my e-mail isn’t working right on the sending end of the deal. However I am able to receive messages. I tried to send you some long e-mail but then I got pissed because it didn’t go through. There is a lot that needs to be discussed. I am so in the dark about what the hell is going on here with this rumor and its possible implications to you or me. What the hell are you trying to insinuate? Like I said please e-mail me with your story and then I’ll call your house and get back to you. RSVP ASAP

He also sent me a e-mail explaining what I had suspected. The easiest way to win a war is to get the troops to fight amongst themselves. It make it a whole lot easier cleaning up. I never doubted you Scott. I was just making sure. You are to passionate to be not telling the truth. That is one of the things I like about you. I had to be sure. Sometimes war is hell.

I had a lot of feedback concerning this rumor business. Here’s one from Liono who was rather spastic:

Rumors!????!!!!!???? Hey whoever is spreading the rumors. Please email your IP address email address and name to Liono23@aol.com. I will personally kick your immature ass off your computer. Physically and electronically. Your choice.

We also had Involved check in again on this whole controversy.

I just want to know where the hell I’ve been. This rumor hasn’t even been mentioned to me or I would have told you of it. Who the hell is stupid enough to say something so ignorant when all you have to do is come to the site and check it out for yourself?
If someone really wants to hurt you, then just give them the knife to stick in your back, I truthfully think it would be less painless then what they are doing.

So to my pet mole I say this keep this up it. This little plot has brought my hits back up. I wish I knew who you were so I could thank you personally. I am in your debt for this. The easiest thing you could do to kill this site was to make sure you didn’t make wave. But, you did so you can pat yourself on the back. And if you let me know who you are you have a check in the mail for all the hits you sent my way. Consider your self on the HOTELBLUES.COM payroll. And to all the rest of you I love all of you. Make love not war as Spider would say. If Harpy 9 only knew what a retard this guy is. He’s in love. Its sick I know. I offered to rip his hart with a blunt spoon and save him the trouble, but alas Spider is a obstinate heretic.

Here’s what Harpy Number Nine had to say in the GuestBook:

There is so much for me to comment on since the last time I read your page. I told you about the housekeeper running over the adapter cord, yes/no? Anyway that’s my story and I’m sticking to it. First of all I was never offended by your drunken state. I t ink that would be the pot calling the kettle black, if I of all people made any comments on your recreational activities. I think I top the list of “Stupid mistakes people make while under the influence”. As far as the rest of that evening is concerned I o believe I let you in on my opinion. I have a tendency to ramble on and lose my train of thought, I’m not sure if that stems from my compulsion to talk or the blonde hair, anyway it is inherit. Also FYI, as a harpy I prefer to be referred to as saucy rather than as a smartass. Also for all those who question me for laughing at ‘Saving Pt.Ryan’, it was funny when his arm was blown off. As a matter of fact it would of been even better if they would of blown off his other arm at the same time he found the severed arm. Also for your viewing and reading pleasure the “guy in the fifth picture” and I are now strictly on a platonic level. Believe it or not someone as close to sub-humanity as my ex-boyfriend is, still seems to affect my judgment when dealing with hose of the opposite sex. Hey I’m not bitter I just need to play the field a little. There is more I could add but I worry about anyone who has yet to lose interest in my rambling. Until we meet again good luck, Godspeed, and may the force be with you!

I of course would never lose interest in anything Number Nine has to say. I like the part when she said “the “guy in the fifth picture” and I are now strictly on a platonic level”. It give a poor lonely Spider hope.

Joke of the day….

A woman walks into a supermarket and buys :
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
The guy at the checkout looks at her and says “Single are you?”
The woman replies very sarcastically “How did you guess?”
He replies “because you’re fucking ugly”

Hello!!! Yes I’m still here. I was just lying low for a few days waiting for this latest load of shit to blow over. In a few days you can expect a new Harpy, a new Working section and Spider’s lazy ass will be updating his Web.

Lets give a big welcome to the Accountant who has joined us in cyberspace. Everyone say hi to the Accountant!!!!