This is what I’m always saying. This is why the Internet is so cool. You can talk with people in different countries. I have had my first visitor from afar. A lady by the name of Pia Kiuttu. Pia runs a site called PJKNFHHJK. As she explains it:

This mysterious combination of capital letters comes from the words ‘Pelvoittavien Ja Katkeroituneitten NettiFemakkoHarpyijoitten HöyryJyräKlubi’. In English this would be something like ‘The Frightening And Bitter NetFeministHarpies´ SteamRoller Club’, TFABNFHSRC. Not bad, eh?
The history, or should we say herstory, of PJKNFHHJK has its roots in the Finnish Usenet group sfnet.keskustelu.seksi (sfnet.conversation.sex). Some sharp women write their opinions and get some male nerds irritated. These males use words such as ‘bitter’, ‘feminist’ and ‘harpy’ to describe these women. So, the ladies take what the males give them, and found the SteamRollerClub.

The main idea, however, is not to be extremely feminist. We collect links, texts and such that handle gender and sexuality with a new or refreshing perspective. And, although it can be hard to imagine, we support the mental welfare of both males and females. It is easier to deal with a happy man than an unhappy one.

Now most of her site is in Finnish. But she does have a page in English, in which she goes over what her site is about. It was neat just going through all of the links and seeing all of the stuff she had to offer. Pia also offered this:

Just in case you might also want to have a foreign nominee in your Harpy World… I could be a good one. I already am a Harpy, you see, with a brain and a will of my own.

So if Pia sends me a pic we have our first foreign Harpy. I just think this so neat. She definitely sounds like a very interesting women. I would love to be able to read the majority of her site. Time to get a Finnish to English dictionary.

My buddy Izer always likes to point out when I don’t update. Just for the record I had updated 14 days in a row, my streak died because of my lack of sleep and me playing a new computer game called Independence War. Oh well. I have updated the Harpy page with the addition of Pia who runs PJKNFHHJK. Who I see has thrown links to my website at the top of her page. I also have noticed a increase of hits since then. I say thanks to any of my viewers coming from Pia’s site. And a big thank you goes to Pia herself who is lovely enough to link to my humble domain in the first place. Thanks and welcome to anyone coming from Pia’s website.

And if anyone remembers when I mentioned that crazy Iggy a while back I finally got to meet Iggy in person. That crazy goddamned Iggy! I tell you this person is a loon. A total maroon!

Well enough of the live updates. This has made me kind of hungry doing nothing but update. I’ve been at it since six in the morning. Of course Spider had to thrown in his two cents first. So don’t expect anything in the next few hours I’m going to eat. I love you all. Once again I should warn my readers about the dangers of drinking Mountain Dew. I am hyper as a drugged up weasel!!!!!

Iggy has the floor:

Well I have to say thanks to Turk for pointing out the fact that he now knows my identity..WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT?? Okay..so you know I can’t keep my mouth shut..and you know that I have a great time messing with you Turk..you are a smartass and other than me I am impressed that someone else could also be so lucky to have been blessed with this trait. I have now invented my own TRADEMARK called the SMARTASS ATTITUDE. You see the smartass attitude is derived from the works of many of our forefather’s who tried to establish the great art of obtaining the SMARTASS ATTITUDE. But as we know it takes time for all good things to come to term..and NOW it is time to Have the SMARTASS ATTITUDE perfected!! SO SMARTASSES, Unite..and I give you the power to continue on with the SMARTASS ATTITUDE (how the fuck do i put in the TM?? LOL) And since I invented the SMARTASS ATTITUDE.. was kind enough to look it up in the dictionary to find out if it did all of us justice with the SMARTASS ATTITUDE. Upon futher examination here is what I found: First off did you know that the word SMARTASS First appeared in 1964?? hmmm..let’s see Sounds like a woman was behind that one too….So I proceeded to go forth and look at what the word SMART (first part of the word smartass for those of you asleep) was defined as…I found this very interesting: An Obnoxiously conceited and self-assertive person with pretensions to smartness or cleverness. (sound like a smartass?) Brisk, spirited, knowledgable, shrewd, witty, clever, pert, saucy, sophisticated and last but not least, being a guided missile. Well that is my fair share of defense in the honor of all Smartass’s, who can, if they choose, share in my desire to pursue my right to carry on the SMARTASS ATTITUDE (TM) I also think the definition above could be also noted as possibly the new HARPY THEME SONG (TM). Okay as now I am done going off on my tangem, I do have to say that I will carry my SMARTASS ATTITUDE(TM) by all means with me at all times..and if the big boys in their Hotel closets ever want to give us shit again…We can pull out our ATTITUDES and Fuck them all in the ass..for now we have something they can never possess….SMART FUCKING ATTITUDES!! Okay Turk..just wanted you to know I am still here and still behind you in your webpage..Keep it up buddy..it is great!!! And I want to personally buy each and every one of the TOILET PAPER KINGS lunch for their heroic efforts at beautifying our Hotel..Nice job..too bad it didn’t work..HAHA!! IGGY

Enough said!!!

Ok check out this little interactive joke. You are not going to believe what I found!!! Keep in mind I fucking hate Macs!!! But it was kind of cool. Scared me when it first fired up. Try it, don’t be a wuss.

The Onion obviously thinks along the same lines as me. In the October 7th edition of the Onion they claim in a poll that 73 percent of us Americans are unable to believe this shit. In the article they go on for quite a while. It was one of the funniest things I have read in a while. here’s just a bit more:

In addition to the 73 percent of poll respondents who described this shit as “beyond belief,” 9 percent said they could “hardly” believe this shit, with another 5 percent “just barely” believing it. An additional 13 percent said they “couldn’t give a flying fuck about the whole goddamn thing.”

I laughed my ass off.